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ne0n-streetlights:


A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

wow.
i don’t even know what to say to this
this is just, wow.

ne0n-streetlights:

A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

wow.

i don’t even know what to say to this

this is just, wow.

(via ckings)

  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due friday

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via eringobraghandpanties)

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

(via welovedtodreamoutloud)

triye:

The only white dude I’ll ever respect is Hey Arnold.He lived in the middle of the projects , he roamed the streets in the hood and never had a problem, Real niggas respected him.Real street niggas knew Hey Arnold was a crip , he never took his blu hat off , he stayed gang bangin on niggas. That’s why I respect him so much.

triye:

The only white dude I’ll ever respect is Hey Arnold.
He lived in the middle of the projects , he roamed the streets in the hood and never had a problem, Real niggas respected him.
Real street niggas knew Hey Arnold was a crip , he never took his blu hat off , he stayed gang bangin on niggas. That’s why I respect him so much.

(via northshore-line)